How to survive an utterly one sided T20
December 22, 2012 in Uncategorized
With New Zealand literally being bowled over by our new under 11 Proteas my friend and I resorted to the WhatsApp converstion below:
Me: Hier is die great leveller. Daar is altyd iemand kakker as jy. Levi kan nog minder off side bat as Smith.
Friend: wanneer gaan die selectors besef first class cricket is sy ceiling. Wat ek hilarious vind is: “Levi is working very hard on his off side game with his coach PAUL ADAMS” !
Me: HAHA ja! Ook daai een gehoor en lag nou nog.
Friend: Dis soos om Symcox te gebruik as fielding coach.
Me: Kepler of Boycott as T20 spesialiste. Daryll Cullinan: How to play spin.
Me: Inzamam Ul hac: Running singles. Paul Harris: How to completely take the spin out of slow bowling.
Friend: Courtnay Welsh on opening the batting.
Me: Andrew Hudson: How to avoid the lbw.
Friend: Amla on how to get pissed after a game.
Me:Harbajan Singh: What to do with your wife’s old pantihose.
Friend: OK that one tops them all.
Friend: Hershell on how to prepare the night before a big game.
Me: Kevin Pietersen: When NOT to sms.
Friend: Ek lag nou so ek het die game gepause.
Me: Freddie Flintoff on pedalos and other dangerous objects. Shane Warne : Botox and bowling in the 21st century.
Friend: Bradman on keeping the best for last. Boucher on keeping your eye on the ball.
Me: Hansie on betting with Jesus.
Friend: OK, ek kan dit nie beat nie.
Perhaps we should pick our under nine B against New Zealand for the next game.