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How to survive an utterly one sided T20

December 22, 2012 in Uncategorized

With New Zealand literally being bowled over by our new under 11 Proteas my friend and I resorted to the WhatsApp converstion below:

Me: Hier is die great leveller. Daar is altyd iemand kakker as jy. Levi kan nog minder off side bat as Smith.

Friend: wanneer gaan die selectors besef first class cricket is sy ceiling. Wat ek hilarious vind is: “Levi is working very hard on his off side game with his coach PAUL ADAMS” !

Me: HAHA ja! Ook daai een gehoor en lag nou nog.

Friend: Dis soos om Symcox te gebruik as fielding coach.

Me: Kepler of Boycott as T20 spesialiste. Daryll Cullinan: How to play spin.

Friend: Respectx2

Me: Inzamam Ul hac: Running singles. Paul Harris: How to completely take the spin out of slow bowling.

Friend: Courtnay Welsh on opening the batting.

Me: Andrew Hudson: How to avoid the lbw.

Friend: Amla on how to get pissed after a game.

Me:Harbajan Singh: What to do with your wife’s old pantihose.

Friend: OK that one tops them all.

Friend: Hershell on how to prepare the night before a big game.

Me: Kevin Pietersen: When NOT to sms.

Friend: Ek lag nou so ek het die game gepause.

Me: Freddie Flintoff on pedalos and other dangerous objects. Shane Warne : Botox and bowling in the 21st century.

Friend: Bradman on keeping the best for last. Boucher on keeping your eye on the ball.

Me: Hansie on betting with Jesus.

Friend: OK, ek kan dit nie beat nie.

Perhaps we should pick our under nine B against New Zealand for the next game.