The Pumas should move to Nelspruit
November 5, 2012 in Uncategorized
The Ford “no beach only stinking coal mines” Pumas push the EP “Super Rugby Wannabies with Loads of Cash and A Beach” Kings close in the Currie Cup First Division this year. After 240 minutes of rugby only one point separated them and that point made the Kings champions.
In the meantime the Pumas found some cash to lure a number of new young players to the mine dumps of Witbank, which says a lot for their recruiting skills.
Ya Ya Hartzenberg (23) – flank (WP u/19, WP u/21, SA u/20, WP, Stormers)
Rosko Specman (23) – wing (EP u/19, Sharks u/21, Sharks XV, Sharks CC)
Stefan Watermeyer (24) – centre (Blue Bulls since u/16 and part time Griqua)
Wilmaure Louw (25) – centre (Griquas)
Frankie Herne (23) – hooker (Cheetahs and EP Kings)
I suggest that they seriously consider moving their headquarters to the beautiful Nelspruit, next to the Kruger National Park and a short drive from the beaches of Mozambique.
For your entertainment here’s Bob Dylan (although I don’t think he has ever been to Mozambique)