The Rolling Maul

The best flyhalf in SA will be playing on Saturday. Yes! The best!

Not Naas or Honeyball or Stransky or Grant or Goosen …… “Morne Steyn”.

Yip you heard me correctly. Morne has rested, been at home with his family for a well earned bit of r and r and is now ready to slot into his place in the Bok team.

All you nay sayers will see how this man will prove that he is the best 10 SA has ever had. He will pass, run and kick with all the required accuracy and will slot all his goals.

Morne and his kick chase partner Zane Kirchner will dominate the skies with perfect high kicks that will land on the exact spot and between them and the rest of their Bulls teammates will dominate the test match with genuine Bulls robust forwards pick n drive and kick n chase rugby that we have all come to love so much.

GO MORNE GO!

Now I must go and take more medication to keep my excitement levels in check.