Why we dont like the British!

July 26, 2012 in Uncategorized

Yet another post regarding the British, but hell, they make it so difficult for anyone to like them.

They (British)were the first people to criticize SA and tell the whole world how we would fail hosting the 2010 Football world Cup. It’s not even the start of the Olympics, in fact it was -2 days before the Olympics and they already screwed up. What happened? They put the wrong flag behind the wrong team in the women’s Football Olympic match last night.

 

A few days ago, whilst I was listening to the Cricket, Mr. Atherton and Mr. Hussain, arguably the finest test batsmen and finest test captains England have ever seen evaluated both the SA and English teams. No surprise then when they only picked about 4 of the SA team to make up a combined 11. Smith is a walking LBW candidate, Amla’s technique is shocking and Kallis is over the wall. All comments by our beloved English commentators. They even said that Tahir is not a good spin bowler. Well, how many wickets did Swann take again?

 

So here is to hoping that the Olympics is a big failure without anybody getting hurt, apart from hopefully the English ego’s naturally!

10 responses to Why we dont like the British!

  1. Who takes what they have to say serious? Idiots, both of them. Mr Prune Atherton and Mr Plum Hussain. During the test it was evident that they had not much to comment about and thus tried to make silly dry jokes instead of looking sheepish.

  2. Foot in Mouth disease, yet another thing the Brits invented

  3. agreed

  4. In my best Kitch impersonation: “Good morning chaps, Tally Ho what! Wasn’t that simply smashing watching the might of Britain, give the rest a man shaming in the Tour de France? Where were the 2 Yarpies then?What a weekend for Britain – Luke Donald with a magnificent 5th place in the Open. But for the unseasonal sunshine, those two colonialist at the top of the leaderboard, wouldn’t have had a chance. As for the 1st cricket test Pffft! Were it not for that subcontinent, C grade snake pit pitch, the Yarpy’s would have been beasted. England is still No1.Toodle Pip.”

  5. testing

  6. Spot on Phil

  7. Yeah well given that Smith ended their careers, I can imagine they are still sour towards him for it….

  8. Doubtless Kitch would say that the Pom’s actually beasted us if you take the total scores of both countries & would conveniently forget the result that matters !!

  9. Agreed completely,those pompous tosses should really learn to hold their tongues,if talking it up was a sport they would be world champions..but its not,so like a little poodle with a huge bark they have become a little bit of a sad joke…their teams are littered with second rate foriegners looking for paydirt,you cant even find an englishmen in London these days and their homegrown “talent” doesnt have the breeding or the balls to be anything other than pasty posers with big mouths and tiny nuts,so go back to your pub lives and wait for the day when one of your “chumpions” wins a major or a tennis tournament or something that can help the rest of us understand why you fools have so much to say and why you even bother getting out of bed in the morning ? Next time your googling “South Africans to give passports to” drinking your warm beer and slapping your handsome wife,ask yourselves the question ” Hmmm do you think perhaps we should leave this sport stuff to the real men of the world and find something we are good at…..we do make a mean plate of chips ?” maybe your queen will give permission to make that a sport for you lot PS: please tell your cricket commentators they have a large amount of egg on their faces….oh no wait …its Amlas nuts !

  10. A+ :)




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