Morning Chaps,
Gosh, I will be the first to admit that I have missed my knowledgeable and vastly influential blog posts, please don’t all welcome me back all at once, I know you Yarpies have a limited level of excitement and I would not want you wasting it all on me.
I see that the new forum is still filled with its bugs, so full that I cannot even log into my own account and had to go full circle in creating a new one.
I would have loved to begin by boasting about the splendid victory England had against a hapless and weak Cannibal Islands team from the Southern Hemisphere, more on that later though.
Poor old Heineken Mayor cannot put a foot right according to you lot, it seems that if a Yarpie cannot complain, there is nothing to blog about. I have only been back for 1 week and can see that I have missed nothing, just more complaining, ref bashing and the uninformed Yarpie banter in comments. If you doubt my observation, let us look at what is happening, shall we:
- Met Uysh – Fortunately for you lot he has not had anything to blog about, sadly now though, he thinks he has, all he has done is bore me
- McLook – Still trying to analyse ancient games from 50 years ago and giving me a jolly chuckle today about a team being over coached.
- TruVanC*nt – His normal limited cricket knowledge banter and nothing more.
- Baylion – Still bitching about how unfair the world is I see, finally grew a pair and took away the whole “Lions-boohoo-no-boohoo-more” slogan he had for a while
- Dutchman – The poor sack still believes that the Cheetahs are an actual rugby team.
- Kevin D – Usual nonsense from the ex-pat that nobody really reads and still argues with himself I see
- Powachair – Jolly good show old chap, I hope that there is a cure for your disease soon.
- Gen de la Rey – Named after a failed Yarpie “war hero” and his posts also fail to impress and are prefect material for falling asleep.
- Sheriffff – Drunken spewing of anything not thought through completely, if at all.
Right gentleman, let us get into it, your precious Steroid-Boks fell far short of impressing against a injury ridding Ireland side, that must have hurt your little chest beating brains. Ireland clearly had their number and were it not for a lapse of defensive judgement against a brilliant Ruan Pienaar, you chaps were in for a humiliating defeat. All this after Heineken Mayor went weak and fell to Yarpie cries to include young Pat Lambie who was found wanting for the entire match and looked like a deer in headlights. A blind man can see that Lambie is a brilliant Fullback at International level and that the Flyhalves to be groomed are the two youngsters Elton Jantjies and Johan Goosen. Yarpie wisdom though, proves otherwise I guess.
So finally the Yarpies have a Steroid-Bok coach who does what they tell him to do, and are you happy, ridiculous I know, but no, you lot are complaining because now he is not listening enough. Thanks for that, makes me chuckle every time.
I will give my review on the brilliant display by Lancaster’s English team and the other matches in my next post.
Cheerio
Hooray, it’s Kitch (or at least allegedly).
Greetings, and welcome back from Her Majesty’s most faithful dominion, New Zealand.
Prince Charles and his wife the Duchess of Cornwall are in New Zealand, and it was his birthday today. Now we have Kitch again!
Just one question, old chap, just to make sure this isn’t a dastardly Jaapie trick, and just to make sure you are the real Kitch, and not an impostor: -
You are taken along by a friend to a dinner party hosted by some people you don’t know at a house in Mayfair. You walk in the door, and see the host serving gin and tonics. You decide that sounds jolly good, so you stride on over, and as you approach he asks, “would you like a slice of lemon or gooseberry with your G&T”.
What is wrong with the question? The real Kitch, being a true Englishman would never fail to see the obvious flaw….
Well Inhlanzi, you are not Kitch but at least something happened on these awful blogs. Good show old fruit.
I am almost 100% sure this is not Kitchener. Can any of you IT boffs (if there are any) check his IP address. That was apparently what scared the old Kitch away.
Dar, I think all of us are a 100% this is an imposter, doubt he will answer you. Uysh said his IP is from Vereeniging.
Dutch, its Inhlanzi, aka 2nd Coming
DAR!!! Where have thy been? We have already checked, it’s a fake Kitch, this comment might change soon due to fake kitch
AHA! Let me guess. This is our good friend the wonderful Inhlanzi also known as 2nd Coming.
Na Vis would have done a better job
Agree Dar, this is the Awesome one’s style.
Eish……..there goes the neighborhood!
I guess that is proper Yarpie english mickeynelster old stool
indeed young man, indeed!
Oh God its back …and as welcomed as ass sweat at a ballet sesion,Hey kitchy you just keep talking like you do we will watch the results and hopefully you will climb back into your little hole youve been hiding in…. I see your “national” teams stocked up on its SH player supply once more, you must be awfully proud of your local development there,suppose you cant blame them for wanting to compete…..sorry to always repeat myself but on the subject of national support its really strange to always hear from you lot about your “rent a team, sell a cap ” nationals ,and I thought we were the rainbow nation….F..k..g hanswors
Same old arguements King G old chap, you Yarpies need to work on your variety some more.
Hmmm… Boks are ranked no2 in the world right? And England?
I think you should rather worry about your own team. Let us worry about our coach and his selections. After the Scots game we can see how the Poms – Boks game go down
Leeubok old stool, a little early for you Steroid-Boks to start beating your chests, isn’t it?
Whatever, fake Kitchener, a good fake maybe, but still fake
Ag no sherifff, there you’ve gone and spoiled my fun! I was really waiting to see how long this guy would hold out and how he would try and back track on the things he supposedly said in the past, saying so differently now.
He is such a great writer. The writing is genius to say the least, Kitchener, thanks for returning and making me love you again.
hahah, ya, maybe this is some brilliant plan to get Kitchener to come back? he never did like imposters
Yes Sherrifff old stool, you have gone and spoiled Uysh’s suggestive questions, which I did not see comming from a mile away.
Thank you for the compliment on my writing Uysh old prune
I mean, he didn’t even once use the term “I say old chap…”
All in modiration Uysh old stool
You must have meant Moderation old nut, this is a good attempt or should I rather say, an attempt and ruffling some feathers here, didn’t work though. Now delete this blog and try again, and please don’t insult the Cheetahs again, that is just poor taste.
Well spotted Dutchy old chap, I must apologise for misspelling such an easy word. Please don’t think it is a ploy to throw you off, like I played along with Uysh’s suggestive comments.
ya Kitch would never spell moderation incorrectly
O dear, still sad that the pie-eater could only muster a laughable 33 runs in 2 innings?
Thank you for returning Kitchener, I might be drinking a little early again, but you made my day! Sadly old Biff only made 33 runs yes, only a few less pies will work. Who are these fools who think you are fake.
I see the conspiracy theories are still running riot here.
Yes indeed Kitchener, it is sad, luckily you are here now. Now it can be an all Lambie show again like I want! Screw the others.
Dude
Ah..my mistake.
Let me rewrite my comment.
I thought you always said Goosen is a one dimensional flyhalf, and now you say he is one of our only two options to groom.
Also on Lambie, you said previously he is our potential World Class flyhalf, and now you say he should only play at fullback?
Alzheimer’s is a terrible disease….
Goodness Uysh old chap, you are as single minded as Heineken Meyer, let us put our thinking caps on, or you can maybe just attempt to follow me here, Goosen is still a one dimensional, at this stage he seems to be a crippled one dimensional pony, but you lot seem to think he is the second coming, however Jantjies fits your Steroid-Bok game plan and should slot in nicely at Fly half, big fat and bulky bash up rugga.
Now this is where it gets rather complicated for you Yarpies it seems, do you want to waste the talents of three players competing for one position? Or can you stretch you mind a bit and think of a bigger picture?
It is not amnesia as you refer to it, rather a free bit of advice for you single minded folk.
So you say Goosen and Jantjies for Flyhalf, while you previously said Lambie is our best bet but now he is a fullback? Ja, ja whatever.
As I suspected, hard to think outside of the box for you Yarpies
This guy is an idiot
Heyneken Meyer of Mayor Kitch? LOL! you are funny. Spot all the mistakes in “his” post!
Ahh…so suddenly you think Goosen is a decent full back and not just a one trick pony as you’ve said before. What has changed?
Goodness chap, I think you meant Patrick Lambie? I have always thought highly of him.
Looks like Kitchener got amnesia that’s why he could not log in to his old profile….
Uysh old chap, maybe get your reading glasses out, I fail to see where I mentioned Goosen at Fullback.