David Moyes – The Challenge Ahead.

The ceremonial red robes have been tailored to perfection, his coronation a mere formality. In little more than a week David Moyes will ascend to the gilded throne of Old Trafford, the chosen-one advocated with a trademark authority by no less a figure than the departing Emperor himself, Sir Alex Ferguson.

But what are the challenges facing the incoming manager? After all, he is not just a routine replacement for an outgoing boss. He has been entrusted with the unenviable task of producing the mouth-watering sequel to the Sir Alex Ferguson era! Sir Alex, the most successful club manager in English football history, the heart and soul of the grandest sporting institution in England and one of the biggest in the World of sport! Sir Alex, the glue that has united the Red Devils for more than a quarter of a century since his appointment way back in November 1986! November 1986?!? To put that into context, Nelson Mandela was still incarcerated, European countries still held their dignity and identity with their own currencies, Frankie was relaxing with cassette tapes and vinyls the only choice for the music aficionado, Molly Ringwald had assured herself a seemingly permanent place as Hollywood’s sweetheart, Liverpool were still winning league titles and Scotland qualified for FIFA World Cups! And as anyone who tolerated Terminator 3 will testify, not all sequels hit the spot….

And it’s fair to say Sir Alex didn’t fare too badly on the field of play either. Man Utd had been alerted to his potential through his accomplishments at unfancied Aberdeen in Scotland; Sir Alex achieving what many thought impossible by smashing the iron-grip monopoly of the Old Firm – Celtic and Rangers – and winning no fewer than three Scottish League titles, four Scottish Cups and outwitting Real Madrid to win the European Super Cup! Again, for the purpose of context, nobody has broken the Celtic/Rangers stranglehold on the Scottish League since Sir Alex’s Aberdeen back in 1985 and only Celtic have reached a European Final since Aberdeen’s remarkable victory?!? As a Liverpool fan myself I’m choking back the bile as I reflect on his achievements down the East Lancs Road but, for the very last time on this blog, it is worth just reminding ourselves and trying to comprehend the sheer level of unparalleled and virtually continuous success inspired and demanded by Sir Alex…

13 English Premier League titles! 5 FA Cups! 4 League Cups! 2 European Champions Leagues! 1 European Super Cup! 1 World Club Championship! 1 European Cup Winners Cup and a gazillion English Charity/Community Shields!

So it’s fair to say David Moyes has something of a job on his hands…and it will be interesting to see how he goes about stamping his own identity, his own personality and his own authority on Man Utd.

1. Rejuvenate the playing squad….

Despite Sir Alex’s rose-tinted protestations to the contrary there is little doubt that this incarnation of Man Utd is probably among the weakest of their recent title-winning sides. Yes they did secure a record 20th league title, but the general quality and competition within the EPL is arguably at its lowest since its all-singing and all-dancing inception back in 1992. The traditional EPL signatures of a high work-rate, a ferocious tempo and the increasing inconsistencies of the top clubs harbouring a false sense of competitiveness throughout the league are all present and correct….but it has fallen short when it comes to genuine quality. The woeful performances of the English clubs in the European Champions League – including the EPL Champions being deposed in the Group Stage for the second successive season – provide conclusive, if unpalatable evidence to support that view.

That is not to say Man Utd are diabolical, nor that they need to instantly recruit eleven players this summer. But there are obvious positions of weakness within their starting-XI, notably at left-back and in central midfield, and Moyes needs to act quickly and decisively to remedy that. One of the myths surrounding Sir Alex is that he relied on youth development rather than excessive transfer fees – a myth largely spawned from the ludicrously talented FA Youth Cup-winning side featuring David Beckham, Nicky Butt, Gary Neville, Phil Neville and Paul Scholes – but he would be the first to admit that Utd backed him heavily in the transfer market. Again, to try to bring some context to the comparison, the summer of 1989 saw Sir Alex enjoy perhaps the most extraordinary spending blitz in British football history….recruiting several top players for a combined fee ranging from £10M-£15M. A paltry figure by today’s standards but, when you then consider the then-transfer record fee between English clubs (foreign players were something of a rarity back then) was the £2M paid by Spurs for Paul Gascoigne, it is quite some outlay! In fact Sir Alex smashed the record during that spree by signing centre-back Gary Pallister for a staggering £2.3M….with the current record standing at the £50M paid by Chelsea for Fernando Torres, Sir Alex’s £10M-£15M splurge – five-times plus the then-record fee – was a rather substantial war-chest to say the least.

With the rise of Chelsea and Man City in England and the lavish budgets of PSG and AS Monaco – not to mention Real Madrid and the supposed £250M available to Pep Guardiola at FC Bayern – that level of transfer dominance will simply not be available to David Moyes. But, as Robin van Persie demonstrated last summer, money isn’t necessarily the only consideration for a player and the prestige, the ambition and the stability associated with Man Utd will become a valuable bargaining tool for Moyes in his recruitment quest. Noble sentiment though it is, the sight of Ryan Giggs and, to a lesser extent, Paul Scholes still featuring prominently for Utd suggests to me that the relative dearth of quality within the Man Utd youth ranks shows no sign of abating – recent graduates Tom Cleverley and Danny Welbeck are pale imitations of their illustrious predecessors – so Moyes’ first venture into the transfer market will be a key factor in determining his initial impact!

I would expect Moyes to invite offers for a stagnant Nani, a desperately poor Anderson and an irreversibly declining Patrice Evra – the best left-back in England 3yrs ago – to fund a probable raid on his former club for the outstanding Leighton Baines and perhaps Marouane Fellaini. The key decision though centres around Wayne Rooney. Rooney has been out-of-sorts this season, with Sir Alex publicly questioning his fitness, his lifestyle, his desire and his application. Can Moyes’ arrival reinvigorate Rooney – despite Moyes’ successfully suing Rooney for libel shortly after the teenage prodigy’s protracted departure for Old Trafford – or will he conclude, as many observers suggest, that his peak has already passed and it is better to cleanse the club of his sulky, petulant and selfish attitude? My view; if Moyes wants to make a statement of intent then he will try to sell Rooney. The Old Trafford fans have grown tired of his antics – audibly booing Rooney when he collected his EPL medal last weekend – but the problem may well be finding a buyer for his £20M fee and absurd £200,000+ per week salary demands. In my opinion Rooney has neither the personal qualities and aptitude nor the professional skills and discipline to perform overseas….so can Moyes persuade the only viable exit routes – Man City or Chelsea – to sanction a heavy outlay on such a risky deal? One of Sir Alex’s greatest qualities in his search for perfection was his ruthless attitude towards under-performing players and those with poor attitudes that could prove detrimental towards the team. Paul McGrath, Paul Ince, David Beckham and Roy Keane can all give lucid testaments of their speedy demise at the hands of Sir Alex, despite some still having much to offer on the field of play. David Moyes needs to adopt that same level of brutal and decisive action!

Don’t be surprised to see Man Utd announce Moyes’ arrival with a blockbuster signing, certainly if they succeed in getting rid of Rooney. Spurs’ likely failure to qualify for the European Champions League could see Utd try to tempt Gareth Bale to Old Trafford, whilst I think they could do worse than save Cesc Fabregas from his Barcelona nightmare. Both would be stellar additions to the squad and would significantly strengthen the central midfield area!

2. Assume the Sir Alex off-field mantle….

It is generally accepted that Sir Alex’s touchline presence is worth 10pts-15pts per season for Man Utd. From the berating and intimidation of match officials to the infamous ‘Fergie-time’ when Utd need a crucial goal, Sir Alex was an imposing figure for all concerned on match-days. His media briefings sent a cold shudder down the spine of many journalists, the trembling voice of a nervous post-match TV interviewer as much a part of the match experience as the game itself while his legendary mind-games famously saw then-Newcastle manager Kevin Keegan implode on national TV, descending into a near-gibbering wreck in one of the EPL’s most enduring memories. Though cut from the same Glaswegian granite as Sir Alex, David Moyes does not yet possess that sheer level of fear and intimidation. Without the spectre of Sir Alex hovering with intent on the touchline, might a match official be more relaxed in judging a foul, a penalty or the dreaded injury-time? I’m not saying these professional officials would necessarily seek some form of revenge or pay-back for the numerous diatribes unleashed by Sir Alex, but I await the first contentious incident at Old Trafford next season with anticipation.

But it would be churlish to suggest that Sir Alex’s success was based entirely on his intimidation of match officials or other off-field factors. Every other team in the EPL can point to moments where they have benefited from dubious officiating, every other team have been afforded the luxury of an extended period of injury-time, but not every other team have the mentality and desire to take advantage of such situations. His tactical acumen and motivational genius needs no further elaboration, but Sir Alex specifically cultivated a burning will-to-win, a never-say-die attitude among his players and staff, a collective team ethic, a winning mentality and an unshakable self-belief that inspired Man Utd to stage so many of their famous last-minute comebacks, perhaps most famously in the European Champions League daylight robbery of their treble-season in 1999.

Sir Alex’s continued presence at Old Trafford will surely provide Moyes with a wealth of invaluable information regarding all aspects of life at Old Trafford. His unrivalled knowledge of the club will help Moyes as he settles into his new role, but there also needs to be clearly defined parameters to avoid the instability following Sir Matt Busby’s retirement and subsequent move ‘upstairs’ within the club. It is customary for an incoming manager to bring with him a trusted backroom team of coaches and support staff and I see no reason why Moyes would not follow suit. But, at the same time, Man Utd clearly have a recipe for success and I think it would be foolish of Moyes to casually dismiss the merits of the existing staff at Old Trafford. While I cannot see what Mike Phelan brings to the table, Rene Meulensteen has a well-deserved reputation as an outstanding coach and Eric Steele boasts an impressive record as a goalkeeping coach. Crucially though, both have a long-standing relationship with Man Utd and could ease Moyes’ transition period. A shrewd appointment, perhaps outgoing Everton captain and former Utd player Phil Neville may also be worth consideration.

3. Moyes’ own character….

Moyes’ longevity at Everton over 11yrs is a remarkable testament to both manager and club; only Arsene Wenger’s 16yr reign at Arsenal trumps Moyes’ Goodison tenure and, for perspective, the next longest managerial spell in the EPL is Tony Pulis’ 7yr stint at Stoke City! Moyes has consistently over-achieved at Everton on a shoestring budget, consistently challenging for European qualification in the EPL and, although he has yet to secure a trophy, he has performed remarkable feats for the Blues. But Manchester United is a different proposition altogether! Success isn’t negotiable at Old Trafford, it is expected! A generation of Man Utd fans have never known a period of transition at their club, they’ve never known life without Sir Alex. Thirteen EPL trophies in just 22yrs speaks volumes for the consistent high level of performance enjoyed by the Old Trafford faithful! Second-place is just about acceptable – as a one-off – but anything below that would be considered an absolute catastrophe for the spoilt Man Utd fans! Whereas nobly tickling the underbelly of European qualification was almost worthy of an open-top bus parade at Everton, a similar scenario at Old Trafford would provoke unprecedented scenes of mass-mourning! Moyes has revelled in his role as the plucky underdog – certainly in usurping his city rivals Liverpool over recent seasons – but now he is the biggest fish in the pond! His record in away fixtures against Man Utd, Man City, Chelsea and Liverpool reads, played 46, won 0; that inferiority complex would be absolutely unacceptable at Old Trafford. It is no longer acceptable to settle for a draw – even less so to set up a team tactically and mentally to “not lose” rather than “to win” – and, while he unquestionably has greater resources and a better playing squad to work with, it will be interesting to see how he adjusts his own mentality to satisfy the colossal demands of managing Man Utd!

As a footnote, I doubt David Moyes would’ve scripted his move to Man Utd any differently to how it seems to be developing. Formidable task though it undoubtedly is, he could not have wished for a more generous honeymoon gift than to see the traditional rivals to Man Utd’s crown wilfully scuttle their ships and duly shatter any shred of stability within their own clubs. Man City have already parted company with the elegantly coiffured Roberto Mancini for the heinous crime of finishing as runner-up in both the EPL and the FA Cup, Chelsea will jettison Rafael Benitez for his criminal underachievement of European Champions League qualification and a Europa League Final appearance and Everton of course face the challenging task of replacing Moyes. While there is no open speculation surrounding either Arsenal or Spurs there have been tentative rumours suggesting an interest from PSG in Arsene Wenger and a possible switch to the Bernabeu for Andre Villas Boas. So, while perhaps unlikely, it is conceivable that David Moyes could begin his Old Trafford career with all five of his fellow top-six clubs also starting afresh?!?

I’m a big fan of David Moyes and I wish him well…..but not THAT well of course….

 

 

Abdication of the Emperor of Old Trafford

And so the curtain is to finally fall on certainly the longest, and arguably the most glorious managerial reign in English football history! After 27yrs of record-breaking achievement at Man Utd and, perhaps fittingly having guided Man Utd to a record-20th English league title – his and Utd’s 13th English Premier League triumph – Sir Alex Ferguson, the Laird of Old Trafford, has announced he is to retire at the end of this current campaign.

A 13th English Premier League title – to put his staggering achievements into comparable context the next highest Premier League trophy hoarders are Arsenal and Chelsea with three-apiece – is a barely credible total to have amassed, especially when you consider the doldrums in which Man Utd were wallowing when Fergie waltzed into Old Trafford from Aberdeen way back in 1986 promising to “knock Liverpool off their f*****g perch”! A club awash with mediocrity, intimidated by the ghosts of former-greats, crippled by the shadows of their once-glorious, and ever-distant, past and standing light-years behind the dominant Merseyside clubs of Liverpool and Everton. And it’s fair to say Fergie’s initial impact was, at best, under-whelming! Before he could even begin to instil his now-trademark winning mentality he faced ferocious clashes with a dressing room that had become casually accepting of this mediocrity; consisting of ill-disciplined players who openly prioritised self-interest and personal gain ahead of team ethic and club honour. Indeed, there was open dissent among the now-loyal Old Trafford faithful at Fergie’s perceived failings during his early years, dissent and disillusionment that culminated in the oft-repeated suggestion that a late equaliser by little-known Mark Robins in an FA Cup replay against lowly-opposition back in 1990 saved the man who would become Sir Alex from an undignified walking of the plank! The rest, as they say, is history…..

13 English Premier League titles! 5 FA Cups! 4 League Cups! 2 European Champions Leagues! 1 European Super Cup! 1 World Club Championship! 1 European Cup Winners Cup (now defunct)! 

1500 Man Utd games later – yes, he really has been there that long!! – and there can be no denying that Sir Alex has comprehensively succeeded in his desire to “knock Liverpool off their f*****g perch”, certainly from a domestic perspective anyway. Is it fair to say there has been a near-total role-reversal of the respective clubs fortunes and subsequent standing in the game? Certainly you see a domestically dominant Man Utd enjoying the rewards of yet another League title while Liverpool continue to sow the seeds of yet another new dawn under yet another new Messiah. 23yrs have passed since the last of Liverpool’s eighteen league titles – they have never won the English Premier League – and while Man Utd continue to compete at the top table of European football Liverpool find themselves facing a fourth season outside of the premier European competition.

And Sir Alex has achieved his success through playing an exciting, vibrant brand of attacking football that has earned deserved plaudits from all corners of the globe. It is as much the style of play and the individual flair encouraged by Sir Alex that has enabled Utd to morph and develop into the global brand they have become. Yes the on-field success and trophies help to attract a wider fan-base, but the manner and style in which it has been achieved has been just as crucial to Utd’s commercial development. Foreign superstars such as Peter Schmeichel, Jaap Stam, Ronaldo and Ruud van Nistelrooy have graced Old Trafford with honour; Steve Bruce, Gary Pallister, Denis Irwin, Roy Keane, Paul Ince, Andy Cole, Dwight Yorke, Teddy Sheringham, Brian McClair and Robin van Persie all plucked from closer to home and moulded into a relentlessly ambitious and clinical winning machine! And not forgetting the famous Fergie-fledglings of Ryan Giggs, David Beckham, Gary and Phil Neville, Paul Scholes and Nicky Butt; all promoted from the Man Utd youth ranks to propel the first-team to unprecedented success! “You’ll never win anything with kids” speculated Scottish pundit Alan Hansen after an early misfire from that youthful Utd side….they went on to complete a English Premier League/FA Cup double that very same season AND formed the backbone of Utd’s finest season, the treble-winning campaign of 1998/99.

But this wouldn’t be a blog written by a Liverpool fan without a sprinkling of anti-Fergie sentiment, however difficult it is to pick holes in Sir Alex’s record of consistent achievement. It can be no coincidence that Fergie’s early years of drought at Old Trafford were ended by perhaps the most lavish transfer blitz in English football history! In the summer of 1989 Sir Alex splurged £20M on new signings, a paltry figure by today’s standards but, when you consider that the British transfer record for a player in 1989 stood at just £1.9M, it was a sizeable war-chest at the time. Ten-times the British record fee in fact! So, with the current record fee standing at the £50M paid for Fernando Torres then Fergie’s £20M expenditure in 1989 could equate to £500M in 2013!?! Man Utd and Sir Alex have enjoyed a degree of transfer market dominance up until the last decade when Chelsea, and latterly Man City, have usurped them as the big spenders in England. Indeed, the current Utd squad contains the British record fee paid for a goalkeeper – David de Gea – the World record fee paid for a defender – Rio Ferdinand – and the World record fee paid for a teenager – Wayne Rooney. But, to balance the argument, other clubs have spent vast amounts without success – no more so than Liverpool – and Fergie has retained an enviable level of success despite the mega-bucks available to Chelsea and City.

Secondly I would argue his record of developing a consistent quality of youth player is glossed over by the fortuitous progression of the Fergie Fledglings all at the same time. Since Giggs, Beckham, Scholes and the Neville’s arrived on the scene there have been few players groomed in the Utd youth ranks to have made a genuine and consistent impact on the first-team. Players such as John O’Shea and Wes Brown were able squad players until moving on to pastures new and although the current squad contains Jonny Evans, Tom Cleverley and Danny Welbeck, I remain unconvinced by their true quality, Evans aside. Certainly I doubt any would feature in the great teams of Utd’s recent past. But Sir Alex certainly knows how to develop a young player, if not necessarily a home-grown talent. Cristiano Ronaldo is unquestionably the prime example of Fergie’s genius in nurturing an extraordinary talent and allowing it to flourish, but Wayne Rooney’s stagnation is perhaps a pertinent example of where it doesn’t always work out.

Thirdly, and finally, it has to be said that Sir Alex’s record in Europe is mediocre at best, and some would argue downright poor. Two European Champions Leagues and just three total appearances in the Final from a near 20yr continuous participation in Europe’s premier competition is an abysmal return for such a domestically dominant club. To put things in context both Chelsea and Liverpool have won just one fewer European Cup than Sir Alex has managed during his tenure and have both appeared in two finals to Man Utd’s three, despite featuring in far fewer European Champions League campaigns. Yes Sir Alex could claim misfortune, most notably in the knockout stages against Monaco in 1998 and against Jose Mourinho’s FC Porto in 2004, but then most non-Utd fans would say they were extremely lucky to snatch the trophy from a majestic FC Bayern on that unforgettable night in Barcelona in 1999! Sir Alex has remarked about his personal disappointment in Man Utd’s poor European performances and I wonder whether his retirement was influenced at all by a glance towards FC Bayern and Borussia Dortmund and his realisation that his current Man Utd squad are a million miles away from competing with those clubs?

But those are just my own opinions. Sir Alex departs Old Trafford having overseen a rather poetic 1500 Man Utd games exactly and with a record that, in all likelihood, we will never be privileged enough to see again. He is perhaps the last of a dying breed, the old-school manager with a finger in every operational pie within the club from top to bottom. Sir Alex coached the players, he controlled transfer negotiations, he oversaw the youth development, he dominated the media briefings, he vociferously defended the club in FA hearings – when the FA reluctantly pressed ahead with charges against Man Utd – and he most probably chose the model and make of the team bus too! We will not see the like of him again in this age of commercial directors, managing executives, Directors of Football, Chief Scouts and various specialist coaches and trainers. And no manager will be given the luxury of time to properly build up a club in the manner Sir Alex did at Old Trafford! It took him four years to win his first trophy at Man Utd, can you imagine that nowadays with the demand for instant success? Imagine if those Utd fans had gotten their wish back in the late-80′s and forced the Utd boardroom to dismiss the then-beleaguered Fergie? Jeez I wish they had!

Sir Alex was intimidating! He was often disrespectful towards match officials and ruled the roost with an iron fist! As many a journalist discovered, cross him at your peril! One of his great strengths was a ruthless streak that ensured nobody at Man Utd grew complacent, perhaps a result of the mess he inherited at Old Trafford? Paul McGrath, Paul Ince, David Beckham and Carlos Tevez can all relate to Fergie’s insistence on prioritising the team over the overblown ego of a pampered individual! Winning for Man Utd was not his number one priority, it was his only priority! Was he as concerned for the international game despite a great many Utd players starring for their respective countries? Undoubtedly not!  The countless convenient withdrawals of players from international duty and their subsequent miraculous recoveries in time for the next Utd fixture would perhaps cast doubt on those hailing his positive influence upon the England team. Although, in his defence, other club managers are similarly one-eyed in their apathy towards international football…if not quite as brazen in their contempt of its intrusion upon the club game. But behind the scenes he was always welcoming and open to rival managers, always willing to part with some advice or suggestion to assist a young up-and-coming coach. And while rival fans – myself included – hope for a decline similar to that which followed the retirement of Sir Matt Busby at Old Trafford – and referees might welcome the relative peace and quiet on the touchline – Sir Alex will be much missed across the football World….

 

Short-sighted to Crucify the ‘Special One’…..

It seems La Liga is not the only proud entity to see its reputation crushed and its credibility casually mocked by the vultures of the European media in the wake of the destruction caused by FC Bayern and Borussia Dortmund in this week’s European Champions League. For the self-styled ‘Special One’, Jose Mourinho, is also facing unprecedented criticism for his apparent failure at Real Madrid; his post-match press conference after defeat to Dortmund providing a feeding frenzy for his once-adoring disciples as his ongoing flirtation with Roman Abramovich and Chelsea reached hitherto untapped levels of soft-focus mood music love-ins….

“I know in England I am loved” whimpered a disturbingly tired-looking and physically drained Jose while displaying a chronic lack of awareness that must have shocked even the most ardent Mourinho-istas. “I know I am loved by some clubs, especially one…” he continued, failing only to flutter his eyelashes in the direction of west-London while ripping off his shirt to reveal a nude Abramovich tattooed across his chest! That Mourinho is to leave the Bernabeu in the summer is the worst-kept secret in European football – the only question-mark being when the parting of the ways occurs – but, for perhaps the first time in his managerial career, the few clubs who could satisfy his monstrous demands and vast ego are hardly queuing up to steal his signature.

I am no fan of Mourinho’s methods, but I do think to judge his tenure at the Bernabeu a failure – as many commentators have concluded in gleeful haste – is grossly unfair! He arrived at Real Madrid having secured an unprecedented treble success at Internazionale and charged with the dual-mandate of challenging a dominant FC Barcelona at home and in Europe and to deliver that elusive 10th European Cup to Real Madrid. Whilst he has failed to bring home the most coveted trophy, he has nonetheless secured a La Liga title and victory in the Copa del Rey competing against a Barcelona team that is generally regarded to be one of the finest of all time! As a Liverpool fan, I only wish our period since 2010 had been so ‘catastrophic’…..

But there are certain consistent features of a Mourinho reign that has to be brought into the equation. First of all, as an owner of a club, you must cede ALL control to the ‘Special One’ and provide him with a truly staggering transfer kitty to fund his policy of instant rebuilding the playing staff. It is no surprise that Mourinho’s nomadic managerial wanderings have taken him from FC Porto to Abramovich’s Chelsea, to the Pirelli-funded Inter and to the marble halls of the Bernabeu in Madrid. It is also no coincidence to see him currently linked to a return to Chelsea or a move to mega-rich Man City or PSG. Then you have to accept that Mourinho’s brand of man-management causes massive internal divisions and rifts throughout your club from boardroom level through to the coaching staff and into the dressing room….AND you have to accept that Jose will instigate conflict with rival managers, coaches, players and fans and alienate the media to such an extent that your club will gain no positive or constructive coverage whatsoever!

But clubs have thus far tolerated those unpalatable side-effects of appointing Mourinho for one overriding reason; Jose Mourinho is a proven winner! His rampaging tornado approach might be the total antithesis to the more noble art of gradually building a club from the bottom up in the way Sir Alex Ferguson has done at Man Utd, but he has won the domestic league title in Portugal, in England, in Italy and in Spain. He has won domestic cup competitions in all four countries and has led both Porto – relatively unfancied at the time – and Inter to European Champions League success! Chelsea had waited 50yrs for the league title in England; Mourinho delivered back-to-back EPL trophies in his first two seasons at Stamford Bridge! Inter’s owner Massimo Moratti’s obsession with regaining the European Cup – a trophy not won by the Nerazzurri since the hideously dull catenaccio days of the 1960′s – saw him dismiss Roberto Mancini – despite Mancini’s three-consecutive Serie A titles – and appoint Mourinho in 2008. Just two-years later Moratti’s quest had been fulfilled by the Portuguese’s magnificent Serie A, Italian Cup and European Cup treble!

The question facing Roman Abramovich, the Abu-Dhabi owners of Man City and the Qatari investors at PSG is to what extent are they prepared to compromise their ideals in the quest for success? Mourinho and Chelsea parted company in 2007 as a consequence of the internal strife poisoning the corridors of Stamford Bridge, but also because Abramovich had grown tired of the dull, regimented tactics favoured by the Portuguese. Yes it had brought rewards in the shape of league titles and domestic cups, but Abramovich felt that Mourinho, with the vast resources at his disposal, ought to have produced a more flowing and entertaining style of play. This season Chelsea have received praise for their open and attacking approach in the English Premier League, with Juan Mata, Eden Hazard and Oscar at the heart of a more flexible, natural and flamboyant incarnation of the deposed European Champions. Would Mourinho’s default defensive strategy, that sacrifices individual flair for team work ethic, complement the attacking instincts of those Chelsea favourites? The long trophy drought prior to his first appointment at Chelsea probably awarded him a greater degree of tolerance and acceptance of his style from club insiders and, most importantly, from the fans desperate to witness a new period of success on the field. And although you do hear Mourinho chants at Stamford Bridge – probably targeted as much to annoy Rafa Benitez as to hail their former King – I do question whether those same Chelsea fans, with a bursting trophy cabinet to admire, would be as quite so keen to see Mourinho’s functionality dilute their attacking trio?

Man City have a less-clearly defined identity under the confused tactical tinkering of Roberto Mancini and, with the Italian’s failings in Europe continuing from his days at Inter and the club arguably still in their development stage, may be prepared to allow Mourinho the freedom to impose his will upon the club? PSG are perhaps the most difficult to analyse; they are soon to be crowned French Lique champions for the first time in 20yrs and have spent heavily on flair players such as Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Ezequiel Lavezzi and Lucas Moura. Current incumbent Carlo Ancelotti is a respected coach across Europe and PSG would surely benefit from his continued experience and stability at the helm….but rumours suggest a move to Real Madrid for the Italian? Could a job-swap be on the cards for Mourinho and Ancelotti?

FC Bayern and Borussia Dortmund have unleashed a exciting brand of high-intensity attacking football upon Europe this season, combining all the attributes of a Jose Mourinho team (tactical organisation, a strong work ethic and a solid defensive base) but with the added dimension of individual flair that Mourinho has, thus far in his career, largely overlooked. But that is not to say Mourinho is obsolete in 2013! Even in this season of supposed underachievement and embarrassing failure Mourinho has guided a divided and disunited Real Madrid – in fairness a common feature of life within the various factions at the Bernabeu – to the semi-finals of the European Champions League, a likely runners-up spot in La Liga and a Copa del Rey Final appearance! Charismatic and successful? Yes! Controversial and divisive? Certainly! But with his reported salary demands of £12M per year and the inevitable seismic splurge into the transfer market to follow, I wonder whether he can quite afford to call the shots in the same manner as he did on his arrival at Chelsea a decade ago….?

Premature Coronation of the Bundesliga….

In the space of six weeks FC Barcelona have twice faced glee-filled suggestions of a collapse so monumental in proportions as to draw worthy comparison with the Australian middle-order! On March 12th 2013 a swashbuckling 4-0 demolition of Italian giants AC Milan in the European Champions League provided a brutal statement of intent in response to the critical mauling that followed their tame 2-0 reversal in the first-leg encounter. A high-octane, super-charged performance fuelled by a raging passion and desire to ram the gloating taunts suggesting an imminent demise firmly back down the throats of their doubters! A mesmeric display from their Argentine magician Lionel Messi, a metronomic passing masterclass from their Spanish World Cup winning axis of Xavi and Andres Iniesta and the rampaging Dani Alves and Jordi Alba on the flanks; arguably the finest club side for a generation served notice that they were not prepared to meekly surrender their throne without a struggle. And, true to form, the European media moved quickly to erase their premature obituaries of FC Barcelona; practically falling over themselves in the clamour to lavish praise and hail the mastery and self-belief of the Catalan Carousel.

Fast-forward a month or so and Barca’s 4-0 thrashing at the hands of FC Bayern Munich has seen the Catalan’s once again cast as a fast-diminishing force; a weak squad overly-reliant on Messi and hamstrung by a club ideology that persists with an outdated tiki-taka style that has been ‘found out’ and surpassed by the power and pace of the teutonic thoroughbreds of FC Bayern. Indeed, coupled with Borussia Dortmund’s annihilation of Real Madrid, there has been a barrage of criticism and accusation hurled towards Spain’s La Liga amidst fervent speculation and debate as to just how far the quality within Spain’s domestic league has fallen behind the all-conquering German Bundesliga!?

There is little doubt in my mind that, barring Barca’s heroics against AC Milan, the two most impressive clubs in this season’s European Champions League have been FC Bayern and Borussia Dortmund. And by a distance! It is no surprise to me that London’s Wembley Stadium could play host to the first all-German Final in the competition’s history. And deservedly so! But can two matches truly gauge an irreversible power-shift to crown the Bundesliga?

Borussia Dortmund remain the only unbeaten side in this year’s European Champions League and have played Real Madrid three times so far, twice in the initial Group Stage (Dortmund winning 2-1 at home and sharing the spoils 2-2 in Madrid) before the semi-final first-leg 4-1 triumph. But it is equally relevant to recall that Dortmund were seconds away from elimination at the hands of Malaga CF in the previous round before a contentious injury-time goal saw the Germans squeeze through. FC Bayern topped a group containing Spain’s final representative, Valencia CF, and have enjoyed a relatively untroubled cruise into the semi-final, despatching both Arsenal and Juventus with the minimum of fuss.

Looking a little closer at Bayern’s dominant 4-0 first-leg victory over Barca there can be no denying the German’s superiority in all departments on the field of play. They harassed Barcelona in possession of the ball, pressuring the normally unflappable Barca midfield into uncharacteristic errors and forcing their powerful style upon the visitors. Rarely have I seen Xavi and Andres iniesta misplace so many passes and be so careless in possession. But, without taking anything away from FC Bayern, I also believe Barca contributed to their downfall in certain key areas. Firstly it was patently obvious that Lionel Messi was nowhere near fit enough to play following his thigh injury. He was little more than a passenger! It is difficult enough to compete with FC Bayern with a full complement of players on the pitch; to attempt to do so with just ten-men was suicidal, no matter Messi’s reputation and undoubted quality! Whilst not as gifted as Messi, surely David Villa or Cesc Fabregas could have made a more substantial contribution than the lame Argentine?

Secondly I felt Barca were naive in failing to adjust their approach to combat Bayern’s tactics. Marc Bartra is a fine defensive prospect but he clearly lacks the physical presence of a Carles Puyol and found himself dominated by Mario Gomez and Thomas Muller. Could the physically taller and more experienced Sergio Busquets have switched to the centre of the defence to assist Gerard Pique instead? Barca coach Tito Vilanova has earned deserved plaudits for his dignity and strength in dealing with his own health concerns, but he cut a sad figure on the sidelines of the Allianz Arena; appearing impotent and seeming to lack that quality to act decisively. Since leaving Barcelona Pep Guardiola has seen his reign and legacy at the Nou Camp analysed and scrutinised with an agenda to somehow diminish his staggering achievements?! ”Anyone could have coached that team” argue the sceptics! But Guardiola’s shrewd tactical acumen was under-appreciated outside of Barcelona; he introduced numerous positional adjustments and tactical variations during his time in charge that are perhaps only now, in his absence, being recognised and acknowledged for their true worth. Does Vilanova possess that same level of awareness, ability and stature to affect a match with his decisions? And, whilst the scoreline did not flatter Bayern’s utter superiority on the night, Barcelona could certainly argue the case that at least one (Thomas Muller’s blatant block in the build-up to Arjen Robben’s strike), and probably two (Mario Gomez was offside for Bayern’s 2nd goal) of their goals should have been disallowed by vaguely competent officials!

So what next? It is of course possible that both Barca and Real Madrid could dig deep and deliver another blockbuster performance to overturn their respective deficits….however unlikely that scenario appears. Real Madrid have their solitary away-goal to cling to, but it is fanciful to suggest that a rampant FC Bayern – who proudly sit 20pts clear in their domestic league – or the supremely impressive Borussia Dortmund could both suffer the most catastrophic of aberrations and lose their sizeable advantages. An all-German European Champions League Final surely beckons? But England, Italy and Spain have already achieved that notable honour….and for all the sudden acclaim for the Bundesliga’s quality it has to be acknowledged that the last German side to win the European Champions League was FC Bayern way back in 2001. Since then England can boast three different winners – Liverpool, Man Utd and Chelsea - AC Milan and Inter have flown the flag for Italy and Spain can revel in the achievements of Real Madrid and Barcelona in recent campaigns.

I can only applaud the Bundesliga’s structure of encouraging youth development, of insisting on financial stability with club ownership and also insisting that each club remains in majority-German ownership. Their stadiums are modern, with sensible ticket prices to encourage attendance from spectators from all backgrounds and thus creating a vibrant and passionate atmosphere in those stadiums. And the solid financial base has seen a number of clubs challenge for the league title alongside FC Bayern and Borussia Dortmund, including Bayer Levekusen, FC Schalke, Stuttgart, Werder Bremen and Wolfsburg. But it is surely premature to hail a passing of the guard based on the, albeit dominant, results in just two football matches? What if both Barcelona and Real Madrid were to emerge victorious in the upcoming reverse fixtures…if not necessarily by the margins required to reach the Final? The Spanish giants will surely strengthen in the transfer market and the European malaise of the much-hyped English Premier League cannot surely stretch into another season of under-achievement? Congratulations to FC Bayern and Borussia Dortmund on a fantastic season….but they need to repeat these feats over the next few years to confirm a genuine power-shift to the Bundesliga….

EPL PFA Player of the Year canvassing….

It is a strange tradition in the EPL that the voting process for the Player of the Year Award takes place before the season itself concludes its business. Already, as I write this blog, the votes are being dutifully collected within the Professional Footballer’s Association (PFA) to see who will follow in the illustrious footsteps of Cristiano Ronaldo, Thierry Henry, Alan Shearer, Ian Rush, Kenny Dalglish and Peter Shilton. 

There have been some notable performances during the 2012/13 campaign; Marouane Fellaini began the season in imperious form, Eden Hazard and Oscar have adapted quickly to the physical demands of the EPL and will be better for it come next year, Michael Carrick has enjoyed, in my opinion, his most consistent year for Man Utd, Rickie Lambert’s  goals could yet prove decisive in Southampton’s battle for survival, Daniel Agger has shown his quality in a rare season free from injury, Jan Vertonghen’s leadership and skill has provided a solid base from which Spurs have attacked the EPL top-four and the Europa League, Jonny Evans has emerged as a reliable EPL defender at Old Trafford and Leighton Baines has reinforced and enhanced his blossoming reputation at Everton.

But, in my opinion, there are five valid candidates for consideration as Player of the Year. One of Michael Laudrup’s first acts on appointment as the manager of Swansea City was to unearth the Spanish gem that is Michu for a ridiculously cheap £2.5M! Fifteen goals  later, in just twenty-seven EPL games, and Michu, the unheralded replacement for £8.8M Spurs substitute Gylfi Sigurdsson, has proved to be a steal as the Welshmen continue to establish themselves as a genuine EPL force. Victory in the League Cup Final – in which Michu inevitably added his name to the historic list of Wembley goalscorers – and thus securing European football for next season was the icing on the cake of a fine debut campaign for the artist formerly known as Miguel Perez Cuesta.

Juan Mata has emerged from the carnage of a chaotic season at Stamford Bridge to confirm his presence at the very top table of English football. He brushed off the self-inflicted instability of Roman Abramovich’s very public desire to replace European Champions League winning coach Roberto di Matteo with just about anyone else during pre-season. Then he maintained his consistently high standards while the hapless RDM was eventually thrown to the lions after Chelsea’s capitulation to Juventus signalled the end of their inept ECL defence. Then, perhaps worthy of most recognition, he managed to retain his standing as the bright, shining light of optimism and hope through the tin-hat turbulence and routine abuse from supporters during the reign of Rafa Benitez! Seventeen goals in all competitions for Chelsea coupled with twenty assists is no mean feat and could yet result in an unlikely cup-double to salvage a drop of pride from a calamitous campaign.

Gareth Bale has virtually single-handedly injected a turbo boost into Spurs quest for an EPL top-four finish, he has propelled them into a likely quarter-final place in the Europa League and has seen AVB’s men installed as one of the favourites for that competition. Bale’s post-Christmas form has attracted reported interest from the most prestigious European clubs and his transfer value has simply rocketed into the stratosphere! Twenty goals and eight assists is an impressive tally, but I would argue Bale’s form pre-Christmas was patchy at best. As much as Marouane Fellaini’s early season form had him touted as a potential PFA Player of the Year candidate only to see his standards decline in recent weeks, so Bale’s lethargic start to the year would also exclude him from consideration for a season-long award, despite his current heroics.

Where would Liverpool be without Luis Suarez? Where would Brendan Rodgers’ project be without the controversial Uruguayan’s twenty-nine goals and six assists so far in 2012/13? It is unarguable that Suarez carried the entire Liverpool attack for the first five months of the season, thrust into a lone-striker role after the club’s inexplicable decision to allow Andy Carroll to depart without a replacement arriving at Anfield. And, in stark contrast to accusations of wastefulness in front of goal during his previous seasons, Suarez raised every aspect of his game and brought a clinical edge to his finishing to keep a floundering Liverpool afloat before being belatedly supported by Daniel Sturridge’s January arrival. The target of a top-four finish is beyond Liverpool and their cup performances have been poor, but Suarez gives hope that there could be brighter days around the corner at Anfield.

Where would Man Utd be without Robin van Persie? Twenty-three goals in all competitions is a remarkable statement of intent in your debut season at a new club; perhaps RVP’s trophy drought at Arsenal inspired him to secure silverware as quickly as possible? It is not often that a £22M transfer fee for a 30yr old player proves to be a snip, but how Roberto Mancini and Man City must curse Sir Alex’s shrewd and decisive acquisition of RVP. Is it fair to say he has proved to be the difference between the two Manchester clubs? I think there is little doubt that the 12pt cushion enjoyed by Utd would be a good deal thinner had RVP signed at the Etihad rather than Old Trafford….but equally I think City have been poor this season, resting on their EPL title-winning laurels while Sir Alex and Man Utd acted on that last-minute heartbreak, and I believe their problems run much deeper than simply one player. RVP brought a ruthless edge to Utd’s attack – no more evident than with his spectacular last-ditch free-kick to snatch a 3-2 victory over City at the Etihad! A record 20th EPL title is already secured for Man Utd, an FA Cup Final and a potential league/cup double may yet materialise too! RVP’s form of late has dropped slightly from his prolific early-season and winter exploits – drawing a blank in each of his last six matches – and Man Utd’s European adventure was ended prematurely by Real Madrid.

But, in my opinion, silverware is the decisive factor and it is for that reason, with a slightly heavy heart bearing in mind my Liverpool loyalties and Suarez’s outstanding contribution to our season, that I feel the worthy winner of the PFA Player of the Year Award for 2012/13 to be Robin van Persie!

United They Fell….

The debate will rage on but the end result remains the same; Man Utd’s European adventure is over for another season. You’d think, as a Liverpool fan, that this could descend into a gloating piece about our rivals premature exit from the European Champions League…but instead I want to take a constructive reflection on last night’s events.

The major talking point – at least amongst Utd fans – was the red card issued to Nani for his collision with Real Madrid full-back Alvaro Arbeloa. I term it a ‘collision’ because, in my opinion, it was just that. A coming-together of two players whose only intention was to win the ball for their team. It was certainly not a full-blooded challenge that would automatically be deemed worthy of a red card. The post-match debate centred on the lack of intent on the part of Nani, something that cannot be argued against being that his eyes were focused firmly on the ball throughout; in fact the Portuguese probably had no clue that Arbeloa was also fast closing in to compete for possession. But the FIFA Laws of the Game make no mention of ‘intent’, merely that a red card should be issued for “serious foul play” whereby there is “use of excessive force or brutality against an opponent when challenging for the ball when it is in play” or for a tackle that “endangers the safety of an opponent”. Whether Nani intended to harm his opponent is thus irrelevant, despite the misguided arguments of the English media.

As John Dykes concludes in his own blog on supersport.com, Nani was probably guilty of “reckless endangerment”, whereby “reckless means that the player has acted with complete disregard to the danger to, or consequences for, his opponent” and was thus worthy of a yellow card caution. I would tend to agree with that summary but, also in agreement with Mr Dykes, I can see how the referee reached the conclusion that a red card was warranted. Harsh? Definitely! I felt at the time, and in hindsight, that a red card was a brutal punishment for what was clearly an accidental collision….but I can understand how the referee could have judged it differently on his solitary view of the incident at full-pace. Even the professional pundits argued opposite corners…Gary ‘Red Nev’ Neville believing it to have been an unjust decision while Utd legend Roy Keane adamant that it was a deserved red!?

Did it change the dynamic of the game? It would be futile to suggest otherwise; Man Utd had contained Real Madrid efficiently with a high tempo while Madrid were finding it difficult to express themselves as Utd pressed their playmakers into mistakes. But the red card galvanised Real Madrid – aided by a tactically astute substitution by Jose Mourinho of Luka Modric for Arbeloa – while Man Utd were visibly – and understandably – deflated at the prospect of playing out the remaining half hour with just ten men. Could Utd have held Madrid at bay with a full complement of players? Perhaps, but it is an outcome we shall never know.

But to the positives for Man Utd. It was imperative for the credibility of the EPL and its increasingly desperate brag of being the ‘best league in the World’ that their runaway leaders were not slaughtered on the European stage by the third best side in Spain. With Man City and Chelsea competing for the title of the most inept and embarrassing Champions League campaign of 2012/13 – neither having emerged from their respective groups (and City not even clinging to the consolation prize that is Europa League participation) – and Arsenal’s battering at the hands of FC Bayern, Man Utd simply had to perform with credit against Real Madrid. And unquestionably they did, applying themselves admirably to the task on the field of play while Sir Alex Ferguson once again demonstrated his tactical nous in outsmarting Mourinho with Danny Welbeck shrewdly deployed to press Real linchpin Xabi Alonso and, in the first-leg Phil Jones, and Ryan Giggs last night sticking valiantly to the enviable task of shackling Ronaldo. The EPL as a collective group owe Man Utd a debt of immense gratitude for their commitment and skill in competing valiantly against the European giant that is Real Madrid! Although of little consolation to Sir Alex and his players, at least their brave efforts have gone some way towards redeeming the EPL’s damaged reputation across Europe having suffered the paltry contributions of City, Chelsea and Arsenal.

Danny Welbeck in particular has come of age over recent weeks and, while he still looks rough around the edges in terms of technique and composure in front of goal, his application and desire will have impressed Sir Alex. The much-maligned – especially in this blog – Rafael showed a hitherto absent discipline, both positionally and temperamentally, in keeping Ronaldo as quiet as possible – yes he did still score in both legs – and David de Gea made several crucial saves – most notably in the Bernabeu – that will have boosted his confidence.

But it would be amiss of me to overlook perhaps the most seismic moment of last night’s contest, namely the presence of Wayne Rooney on the substitutes bench! There was a time when £30M Rooney was among the first names on the team-sheet, but this season he has been surpassed by RVP as the main man at Old Trafford and Sir Alex has openly questioned his fitness and, at times, his application and motivation at Utd. At 28yrs old Rooney ought to be entering the peak of his powers but many commentators, myself included, feared that his early breakthrough and his stocky physical stature would compromise his eventual career longevity. 2yrs ago Rooney made public his wish to leave Old Trafford for Man City, stating bizarrely that Man Utd could not match his ambition?!? A scandalous statement towards one of the biggest football clubs in the World, but one made with the intention of securing himself a bumper pay-rise and a brand spanking new contract. Man Utd buckled at the time….but Sir Alex Ferguson is not one to take such disrespectful behaviour and calmly sweep it under the carpet. Paul Ince, David Beckham and Ruud van Nistelrooy can all pay testament to the ruthless streak in Fergie’s armour!

Has the time come where the tables have turned and it is now Rooney that no longer matches Man Utd’s ambitions and plans for the future? Dropping him from the starting line up for such a pivotal game was a huge call by Sir Alex, a snub that will have left Rooney reeling from such a public slapdown. With the clinical RVP, the explosive Javier Hernandez and the raw potential of Danny Welbeck together with Fergie’s much-publicised interest in Borussia Dortmund striker Robert Lewandowski, are Rooney’s days at Old Trafford numbered? £60M fees – as rumoured at the time of the City saga – are long since gone…but a bid in the summer from City or Chelsea – Rooney would never move overseas – valuing Rooney at anything close to £30M would perhaps set the wheels in motion for his departure from Old Trafford….

A Crossroads at Arsenal?

Among the most grateful beneficiaries to Rafa Benitez and his tetchy, demoralising car-crash reign at Stamford Bridge must be Arsene Wenger. Because, were it not for dear old Rafa and his forced smile and jolly refusal to accept the scale of his passionate loathing by the Chelsea fans to his every move during his increasingly kamikaze media briefings, the spotlight of interrogation would be shining a good deal brighter in the face of Arsenal’s beleaguered manager.

Defeat to north-London rivals Spurs does not necessarily confirm a seismic shift of power across to White Hart Lane, but it has serious implications to Arsenal’s hopes of somehow clinging onto their enviable sequence of consecutive seasons in the European Champions League. But as dismal as Arsenal are, and as much as I would like to see their absurd selling policy come back to haunt them, the inconsistency among the other top four candidates does not, in my opinion, automatically end Arsenal’s run of Champions League qualification. Although they are by far the weakest of the contenders – I include Spurs and Chelsea as their rivals (Man City probably just too far ahead and Everton sadly just too far behind) – Spurs have the most difficult fixture list ahead and could yet implode – and are hampered by the ineffectual waste that is Emmanuel Adebayor -…while you never know the next chapter in the lunacy of Stamford Bridge.

I think Arsenal and Wenger’s decline can be identified in these areas. Firstly the absurd selling of every top player they have had over the last three or four years….a policy in which Wenger has been wholly complicit. Nobody can sustain a position at the top table while being routinely stripped of their prized assets. And willingly stripped too…becoming a feeder club to the likes of Man Utd, Man City and Barcelona. Wenger’s recent signings to replace such prestigious names have largely been poor, with arguably only Vermaelen, Cazorla and just possibly Arteta being worthy of a club boasting Arsenal’s apparent lofty status. The flops have been dramatic; Chamakh, Arshavin, Gervinho, Mertesacker and Andre Santos being utter disasters while Koscielny, Rosicky, Walcott, Giroud and Podolski have hardly ripped the EPL apart. The staggering revelation of Arsenal’s current wage budget being in excess of £150M a year – the 4th highest in the EPL – explodes the myth of Arsenal’s oft-bragged claim to be a ‘well-run business model’ too; even accounting for the coaching staff a £150M wage bill equates to close to £5M per year for a thirty-man squad?!? To be paying such a thin squad such exorbitant salaries is ridiculous…and explains why Arsenal have had such difficulty shifting extremely average players including Arshavin, Bendtner, Chamakh and Denilson (all barring Arshavin on temporary loan deals elsewhere). Theo Walcott is the prime example…a moderate career thus far at Arsenal yet a brief run of form convinced the board to sanction a new contract lavishing close to £100,000 per week on the erratic Englishman. I’m sure Man Utd fans wouldn’t agree, but wouldn’t those funds have been better diverted to persuade RVP to stay at the Emirates?

But I don’t think the problems are solely down to the playing staff. The stubborness of Wenger that was once an asset is now badly affecting his judgement in all aspects of the game. His bizarre tactical decision at the weekend to play a high defensive line – including the carthorse that is Mertesacker – against the quickest counter-attacking side in the EPL was suicidal! Vermaelen’s positional uncertainty belied his lack of faith in Mertesacker’s ability to cope with Spurs’ attacks; the Belgian seeming to fear a mistake from his partner so much that he lost concentration regarding his own duties. Full-back Nacho Monreal also identified a chronic vulnerability to pace through the heart of the Arsenal defence, culminating in him taking position consistently behind his central defenders! Wenger’s players could identify the problem, yet the manager failed to react?! His blind faith in substandard players, no more so than the atrocious Wojciech Szczesny in goal – maybe a half-decent prospect but certainly not a front-line EPL keeper – has compromised Arsenal in what has become a 8th consecutive campaign without silverware. Injury-prone Kieron Gibbs is another luxury whose continued presence in the Arsenal squad baffles me.

There was a time when Wenger held a virtual monopoly on the vibrant French transfer market, securing the likes of Thierry Henry and Patrick Vieira for a snip of their true value….albeit from Italian clubs. Yet recently Wenger has been beaten to the punch, or he has been simply unaware, of talent in France that would hugely improve his squad….notably Yohan Cabaye, Mattieu Debuchy and Moussa Sissoko who were snapped up instead by Newcastle. That would simply never have happened during his heyday when Wenger acted decisively to bring Nicolas Anelka, Silvain Wiltord, Robert Pires and Emmanuel Petit to England.

Any managerial dynasty runs the risk of growing stale. Liverpool’s triumphant period during the 1970′s and 1980′s was based on the traditional ‘boot-room’ ideology that saw Bob Paisley, Joe Fagan and Kenny Dalglish educated in the ways of the club yet willing, encouraged and, most importantly, confident and able to impose their own interpretation of that mantra upon their teams. Sir Alex Ferguson has governed Old Trafford since 1986, but he has consistently refreshed both his playing squads and his backroom team in that period. Fergie has ruthlessly disposed of prima-donna personalities including Gordon Strachan, Paul Ince, Roy Keane, David Beckham and Ruud van Nistelrooy to serve the development of the club while behind the scenes he has shrewdly welcomed new coaching ideas with the appointments of Archie Knox, Brian Kidd, Steve McClaren, Walter Smith, Carlos Quieroz and currently Mike Phelan in the role of assistant manager. In Wenger’s entire 15yr reign at Arsenal he has had just two assistant managers, Pat Rice and, following Rice’s retirement last year, Steve Bould. It is as if the autocratic Wenger is happy to stick to the tried-and-tested, perhaps scared to expose himself to the risk of being seen to be outdated in his own methods and techniques? The apparent sidelining of Bould’s influence on the training ground would suggest Wenger is, at best, reluctant to embrace new ideas and at worst downright hostile to outside input. On the ownership side neither the Glazers at Man Utd nor ‘silent’ Stan Kroenke at Arsenal are particularly vocal, or indeed visible, at their respective clubs. But Sir Alex Ferguson recently paid a glowing tribute to the work and endeavour behind the scenes of Chief Executive David Gill – Gill is departing Old Trafford at the end of the season for a UEFA post – while at the Emirates, since the retirement of the respected David Dein in a similar role, Arsenal and Wenger have been notable in their transfer dithering and hesitancy.

To anyone who watched Wenger’s initial impact at Arsenal, who begrudgingly admired the exciting brand of attacking football that this unknown Frenchman was routinely serving up in challenging Man Utd’s mid-1990′s EPL dominance, this current state of affairs is undeniably sad. Wenger can be credited with revolutionising English football on his arrival, from the influx of overseas players to tactical variations and modern training methods. Arsenal as a club and the Arsenal boardroom have spanking new stadium and many millions nestling securing in their bank balances while Wenger has presided over the most successful period in the club’s history. But that golden era seems an awful long time ago; 8yrs without a trophy is inexcusable for a club boasting Arsenal’s prestige and Wenger’s desperate claim that there is a fifth trophy to contest – fourth place in the EPL in addition to the domestic and European titles on offer – shows his own frustration at his lack of tangible recent success. Are Arsenal further away than ever from ending that drought? Arguably yes! Their league points tally is their lowest under Wenger at this stage of the season, they were dumped out of both domestic cup competitions by lower league opposition for the first time under Wenger – to Bradford City and Blackburn Rovers – and few expect anything other than FC Bayern completing the most routine of victories in the upcoming Champions League tie having comprehensively outplayed, out-fought and out-thought Arsenal in a dominant 3-1 first-leg win. The playing squad is unquestionably the weakest since Wenger’s arrival – who apart from media darling Jack Wilshere would threaten the established names at Man Utd, Man City, Spurs or Chelsea? – and, without the Champions League financial windfall, Arsenal have to strengthen in arguably six or seven key first-team areas while managing a £150M+ current wage bill and without any prized assets left to sell!?

Wenger’s contract expires at the end of next season, in 2014. Does the Arsenal boardroom act now and replace him with a new manager, or risk another year of transfer dithering and the potential danger of sliding further out of contention as Liverpool have done since their heyday? There is apparently £70M+ available to spend on strengthening the squad – a time-honoured transfer window tradition is listening to Arsenal brag about their healthy war-chest funds only to see abject signings emerge – but can the board trust a manager who presumably deems Giroud, Podolski and Mertesacker worthy successors to RVP, Fabregas and Sol Campbell? Can Wenger truly bring himself to spend the necessary cash to attract truly international class players? Can Arsenal as a club – minus Champions League football – attract the standard of player to return them to the top table? Or is it time for the Arsene Wenger chapter to close before his proud legacy becomes more deeply scarred and tarnished by his recent failings? Could the much-coveted Michael Laudrup be the heir-apparent to reinvigorate the Arsenal?

Managerial Divorce for Abramovich….Again?!?

There have been few ‘marriages’ in the EPL more absurd than the disastrous union between Rafa Benitez and Chelsea. In recent EPL history I can only point to the staggeringly inept – but thankfully short-lived – reigns of Alex McLeish at Aston Villa (parachuted into Villa Park from bitter local rivals Birmingham City having just relegated the Blues), the inexplicable promotion of assistant coach Terry Connor following the departure of Mick McCarthy at Wolves (a shrewd move that saw Connor – hindered by the minor snag that he had never previously managed anyone anywhere – win not a single one of his thirteen matches at the helm as Wolves crashed through the EPL trapdoor; a slide that shows no sign of slowing down) and Steve Kean’s hapless tenure in skilfully relegating Blackburn Rovers.

You may wonder why this piece is written in the past tense, but with the British media’s blanket coverage of Rafa’s timely rant against Chelsea, the squad, their fans and, in a move that draws worthy comparison to assembling your own guillotine and proceeding to willingly lay beneath the shimmering blade, direct criticism of Roman Abramovich himself, Rafa’s interim period at Stamford Bridge has suddenly become even more temporary.

Rafa was on a hiding to nothing on his arrival at Stamford Bridge. Despised by the fans because of his Liverpool connections, hated because of his battles with the cerebral Jose Mourinho – particularly in the European Champions League during his time at Anfield – and facing the impossible task of following in the footsteps of the ever-popular Roberto di Matteo. Whatever your opinion of RDM – and I personally believe him to be an extremely limited coach – the dramatic chain of events towards the end of last season allow him to be somehow credited as a European Champions League Winner! Okay, Chelsea’s unlikely triumph was more due to a seismic shift in attitude and application within the core of the team, namely John Terry, Ashley Cole, Frank Lampard and Didier Drogba – having emerged from their petulant sulks under Andre Villas Boas – than RDM’s tactical acumen, but nonetheless he had snatched Roman Abramovich’s Holy Grail from the clutches of FC Bayern! The fact – as Rafa is so keen to highlight – that Chelsea also finished a distant 6th in the EPL was merely glossed over by their European victory – 6th in the EPL was entirely AVB’s fault whilst scratching their way to Munich was entirely RDM’s impact in the eyes of the Chelsea faithful.

Rather than bask in the glory of the Champions League triumph Abramovich chose to broadcast his complete and total lack of faith in RDM by indiscreetly spending the entire summer flirting outrageously with outgoing Barcelona coach Pep Guardiola, only to be predictably snubbed by a man who prioritises stability and steady development over the trigger-happy hire ‘em, fire ‘em style at the Bridge. It was with a heavy heart, crushed by Guardiola’s deafening rejection ringing in his ears like church bells, that Abramovich dejectedly appointed RDM as his permanent manager. RDM was patently not wanted by Abramovich! Although all football coaches are technically appointed on an interim basis, RDM’s time was numbered before the ink had even begun to dry on his contract.

A humiliating 4-1 hammering by Atletico Madrid in the European Super Cup coupled with the embarrassment of setting a new record for ineptitude in their European Champions League defence – becoming the first holders to exit at the group stage – and their EPL challenge extinguished before it had even ignited saw RDM’s managerial limitations brutally exposed despite huge squad investment in the likes of Eden Hazard and Oscar. But few would’ve predicted the identity of Abramovich’s knight in shining armour to be Rafa Benitez!

Rafa had found himself out of management since breaking-up and demoralising Jose Mourinho’s treble-winning Inter side during his ill-fated six-month spell at the San Siro back in 2010. His appointment at Stamford Bridge smacked of desperation, but on both sides of the table! Rafa desperately needed a window of exposure to showcase his skills after 2yrs on the sidelines whilst Abramovich had realised that no credible coach would dare risk his reputation as the ringmaster of the Stamford Bridge circus. A marriage made of convenience and mutual dependence!

The fans were immediately offside with the former Liverpool boss’ arrival in west-London; that they were ‘underwhelmed’ by his appointment would be stating it kindly. ‘Rafa Out’ banners greeted his debut appearance at the Bridge while the 16th minute (RDM’s shirt number during his playing career at Chelsea) triggered – and continues to inspire – a rousing rendition of the RDM songbook from the Chelsea choir! Rafa chose to bury his head in the sand; if he started winning matches then the crowd would support him and get behind the team. But that never happened, either his winning a succession of matches or the fans diluting their loathing of his presence. Everything was wrong with this curious arrangement. The signings of Oscar and Hazard to complement the established Juan Mata and the veteran Frank Lampard in the hope of reinvigorating the increasingly lost Fernando Torres had the fans licking their lips in anticipation of free-flowing attacking flair, oozing style and panache.  The weak RDM had attempted to appease their demands by naively deploying all his attacking options at the same time, thus leaving his defence woefully exposed in a hideously unbalanced tactical formation. A 3-2 defeat to Man City in the Community Shield hinted at the season ahead, results including a 4-2 victory at Spurs, 4-2 against Reading, 2-2 against Juventus and successive high-scoring contests against Man Utd – a 3-2 defeat and 5-4 League Cup victory – demonstrating that, if nothing else, the Chelsea fans were being treated to open and exciting games. The dour, defence-orientated default mantra of Rafa was never ever going to provide an appeasing alternative.

But has Rafa helped himself? He has reopened the debate over his ‘interim’ job title, suggesting that it has undermined his authority within a notoriously ill-disciplined club. Perhaps he has a point? But equally that situation was made very clear to him on his acceptance of the substantial salary that accompanied the job offer. And he can hardly focus too heavily on the uncertainty surrounding the ‘interim’ title while at the same time openly touting himself as a potential successor to Jose Mourinho at Real Madrid?! He has directly criticised the fans for their lack of support; pointing out their continued vocal tributes to RDM are negatively-affecting the team. It is perhaps unusual for a club’s support to be so vocal of a past manager without inputting a similar enthusiasm towards their current manager – Roy Hodgson had to tolerate chants in support of Kenny Dalglish (who was to become his successor) during his short reign at Anfield – but RDM did secure both the European Champions League and the FA Cup under his watch! His time at Stamford Bridge cannot simply be ignored because the current incumbent is feeling a little insecure?!

So what next for the soon-to-be-divorced couple? Benitez would’ve hoped to re-establish himself as a credible name at the forefront of European club management during his time at Chelsea. Perhaps he even deluded himself enough to think he would actually be awarded a contract extension despite the hideousness of the situation? But he finds himself lying 4th in the EPL – albeit an improvement on last years 6th – with the EPL title long-gone over the horizon and facing a difficult battle with Spurs, Arsenal and Everton to secure Champions League qualification for next season. His tactical approach seems dated, inflexible, lacking cohesion and understanding from his players and reminiscent of the dark days towards the end of his time at Liverpool. It must be seriously doubtful that he has done enough to elevate his name into the minds of top European clubs come the summer merry-go-round.

And for Abramovich and Chelsea, having alienated just about every possible managerial target in Europe? The question has to be asked that, barring the huge pay cheque that accompanies the Chelsea hot-seat, who the hell would commit career suicide by attempting to appease the many demands at Stamford Bridge?!? Guardiola has already chosen FC Bayern, there is no way Jurgen Klopp would leave the vibrant Borussia Dortmund for Chelsea while other candidates would have to think hard before signing up to the football equivalent of Mission Impossible. Maybe a return for Jose Mourinho, himself certain to depart the Bernabeu in the summer? Mourinho’s mercenary attitude and dictatorial approach proved a huge success during his first spell at the Bridge, but Abramovich grew increasingly tired of the Portuguese’s power-trips, ultimatums and hostility towards the media. Would either man concede enough ground to reunite the most successful partnership in Chelsea’s history? It is unlikely….especially with the mega-bucks of Man City and PSG to potentially tempt Mourinho’s eye. But, if not Mourinho, where does Abramovich turn next?

The Lost Art

To my generation there are few symbols that more passionately represent the glorious exuberance, the joy, the purity and the natural style of the beautiful game of football than the iconic yellow shirt of the Brazilian national team.

The names just roll off the tongue; Garrincha, Pele, Rivelino, Jairzinho, Zico, Falcao, Romario, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho and Rivaldo. In a mere 18mths Brazil host the FIFA World Cup 2014. There is already a fervent anticipation from an expectant public as football returns to its spiritual home. This carnival of celebration culminates in a Final at Rio de Janiero’s world-famous Maracana soccer citadel. Any failure by Neymar & Co. to reach that glorious conclusion would spark unprecedented scenes of national mourning. But, having been surpassed as the embodiment of footballing perfection to a generation of wide-eyed fans by the tiki-taka genius showcased by Barcelona’s blaugrana and having suffered perhaps the ultimate international humiliation of defeat to England, the once-revered Selecao find themselves at arguably their lowest ebb.

Rather like the English GCSE secondary school qualification FIFA’s World Rankings are not always the most reliable or credible indicator of genuine merit; but to a nation who boast a record five World Cup triumphs and routinely topped those rankings, Brazil’s occupying of an all-time low position of 18th is treated as a national disgrace! But it cannot be altogether surprising to see Brazil languishing around the second-tier of World football. Despite impressing in qualification Brazil were dismal at the FIFA World Cup in South Africa under the ultra-pragmatic Dunga and were, if at all possible, even worse at the 2011 Copa America; winning a solitary game in four against the powerhouses of Ecuador, Venezuela and Paraguay before being unceremoniously dumped out by the latter on penalties! Mano Menezes, who had replaced the hapless Dunga after the South African debacle, somehow escaped unscathed from the wreckage of the Copa America embarrassment…but he could not survive his team’s perceived failure at the London Olympics 2012 in a tournament Brazil saw as the perfect build-up to their World Cup homecoming.

Perhaps in an effort to recreate the last great Brazil side of 2002, the CBF have gone back in time to appoint former-World Cup-winning coach Luis Felipe Scolari to revive their spirits. Scolari boasts an impressive international record with both the Selecao and Portugal – despite being hung out to dry during his brief spell at Chelsea – but his 2002 vintage included the stunning attacking trio of Ronaldo, Rivaldo and Ronaldinho, the ‘defence’ contained World-renowned names such as Cafu, Lucio and Roberto Carlos while Arsenal’s industrious Gilberto Silva held the midfield together and AC Milan’s Dida stood between the posts. Does the Class of ’13/14 boast anything like that level of ability and/or experience?

You cannot judge a team by one performance but Brazil were poor against England. So poor in fact that they managed to make England look half-decent at times! In fact they were just about as far away from a traditional Brazil side as you could possibly imagine; sluggish in movement, missing any spark of inspiration, a concerning lack of pace and what seemed a reluctance to break out of Scolari’s tactical straight-jacket with that trademark burst of individual flair that has won them fans the World over! Yes it was Scolari’s first game back in the hot-seat but his 4-2-2-2 default line-up looks hideously dated and lacking flexibility. England cut through the central areas at will and the reluctance of Brazil’s attacking players to help out defensively will be ruthlessly punished by better sides than the Three Lions.

I have to say that the biggest conundrum facing Scolari in my opinion is the supposed talisman of this new look side, Neymar! Flamboyantly gifted, outrageously talented, better than Lionel Messi (admittedly only in the eyes of the most one-eyed commentator the World has ever seen, Pele) and a £40M+ signing coveted across Europe! Or at least that is what Neymar is supposed to be! Because, on the numerous times I have watched him in action he looks embarrassingly lightweight, he seems to lack belief and quickly loses interest while the game passes him by. Frankly, his actual effective contributions are few and far between. Perhaps he is still settling into his role as the face of Brazil 2014? Perhaps the hype, the media attention and the expectation has swamped him, instilling fear and restricting his natural game? I don’t know, but as much as the financial boom in Brazilian football must be a factor in his staying at Santos until after the World Cup, I cannot help but wonder whether the spectres of previous lightweight wonderkids emerging from Brazil, specifically Denilson and Robinho, may be a more significant factor in the lack of any concrete offer for his services despite the numerous rumours of cast-iron interest from European giants? When you consider the respective merits of 21yr old Neymar and the prodigious talent of 17yr old Ronaldo when he arrived in Europe at PSV, before illuminating Barcelona, there really is no comparison whatsoever!

But in Neymar’s defence, he cannot be expected to carry the team on his own! Although reports suggest at something of a resurgence for Ronaldinho at Athletic Mineiro, his recall to the national set-up alongside the likes of Fred and Luis Fabiano smacks of desperation rather than an inspired selection. With due acknowledgement of the riches now available in Brazil, if Ronaldinho had anything to offer on the highest European stage then AC Milan’s fabled Milanello training, conditioning and medical facility would’ve ensured his prolonged stay at the San Siro rather than encouraging his swift return to South America. With Hulk sulking in semi-retirement at Zenit and the most over-hyped striker in recent years, Pato, returning home to Brazil with his tail firmly between his legs, the options in attack are hardly blessed. At the other end of the pitch Dani Alves has been strangely subdued in international colours while his clubmate at the Camp Nou, Adriano, will probably have to settle for bench-warming behind Jordi Alba and the returning Eric Abidal. Debutant Dante looked a colossus at the heart of the defence, but any team who rely on the defensive discipline of David Luiz is bound to come unstuck more often than not. And the midfield, apart from the silky Oscar, look industrious and willing but lacking in true craft and, crucially, lacking that essential Brazilian magic.

Are there positives? Of course! Brazil are by no means a lost cause. Julio Cesar continued his impressive EPL form in goal and the former Inter goalkeeper looks a solid candidate for the World Cup. Dante made the most of his belated elevation to the international stage at Wembley, Ramires offers energy and industry, Oscar has adapted well to the physical demands of the EPL and looks a star in the making, Lucas Moura has potential at PSG while heaven knows why the sparkling latin contingent at Shakthar Donetsk continue to be overlooked. And there are injuries too; Liverpool’s Lucas Leiva and Spurs’ Sandro would expect to feature in future squads, PSG’s Thiago Silva and Inter’s Juan Jesus ought to compete for selection ahead of David Luiz, Real Madrid’s Marcelo may feature while the much-coveted Leandro Damiao must surely usurp the ageing Fred and Luis Fabiano. But who is going to sprinkle that essential stardust?

But with no competitive matches outside of this year’s Confederations Cup warm-up, Brazil and Scolari face a race against time to become truly competitive and to produce a credible display on home soil come 2014. As a romantic football fan I would love to see the swaggering Selecao of years gone by match up against the metronomic Spanish carousel, the powerful and emerging German side and a Lionel Messi-inspired Argentina who will be particularly motivated to triumph at the home of their greatest rivals! But, I wonder with a sense of sadness whether the possession-dominated modern game almost renders the naturally flamboyant Brazilian style obsolete? Whilst I know that we will never again see Pele’s 1970 benchmark or the fine 1982 squad of Zico and Socrates, I would hate to see the outrageous skill and flair coached out of Brazil for the sake of conforming to the current possession-based approach. The hard-nosed 1974 incarnation won few friends, the uber-defensive World Cup Winners of 1994 were fortunate that they could call upon the gifts of Romario and Bebeto while the 2010 side were just abysmal!

It is always a futile exercise to pitch sides from different eras against each other but it’d be interesting to see the contrasting styles of the 2002 Brazil against the current Spanish generation. Spain’s 4-5-1/4-6-0 incorporating Puyol and Pique, Xabi Alonso, Xavi and Iniesta against what could loosely be described as a 2-1-2-5 Brazil with Cafu and Roberto Carlos masquerading as full-backs (but playing as advanced wingers) and the trio of Rivaldo, Ronaldinho and Rivaldo…with Gilberto and Lucio manning the defences? Brazil 2013/14 patently do not have the players to attempt such wanton bravado…but I for one hope they possess a fraction of the style, the ambition and the desire to stay true to their traditions!

Cleaning up the EPL Dives….

As Arsenal’s Santi Cazorla honoured us all with a flawless performance of his double twist with pike at the weekend – a demonstration of such exquisite extravagance that even the perennially short-sighted Arsene Wenger was moved to pass comment – the unpalatable issue of diving, or ‘simulation’, or outright cheating depending on your outlook, refuses to retreat from the front-line focus of a sporting nation.

Up until a month ago Liverpool’s Luis Suarez was the only player in history to have cruelly smeared the holier-than-thou image of the EPL by single-handedly introducing the dark arts of skulduggery to an indignant sporting public brought up on a stiff upper lip diet of unquestionable fair-play and righteous decency. Michael Owen, the one-time England international renowned as a gravity-defying bastion of sporting conduct – oh, apart from in FIFA World Cup contests against Argentina….oh, and apart from…. – vociferously defended the integrity of the pre-Suarez EPL himself!

But all I can say is that Suarez must be one hell of a teacher! In the blink of an eye the Uruguayan master has coached a succession of effortless displays from an exclusive band of foreign scoundrels; Spurs’ Gareth Bale – he’s British but very much Welsh when it comes to the media-led dissection of the diving culture – and Spain’s Santi Cazorla being the current occupiers of the naughty step. Lord Vader would crave such an ability to instantly turn wide-eyed innocents to the dark side….

Diving is annoying! It’s embarrassing and often cringeworthy! Self-righteous football fans protest that they would prefer their own players to remain on their feet rather than tumble over a particularly vicious blade of grass….yet ask them the same question when the noble honesty of one of their own has denied their club a crucial 3pts or a Cup Final appearance? Like it or not diving has become a consistent part of the modern game, albeit, as anyone who witnessed the tumbling talents of Man City’s Francis Lee in the 1970′s would acknowledge, it is neither an exclusively 21st Century concept nor one imported from beyond the tranquil shores of the UK. But an incredulous British sporting media, and a merry band of wronged managers – whose own players have NEVER dived – have a particular bee in their bonnet over the perceived increase in ‘simulation’ and are leading calls to introduce sanctions for persistent offenders. As in, punish Luis Suarez and forget the rest!

While an undeniably creditable clean-up mission, the question has to asked as to exactly how to implement such retrospective punishments? What sanction would befit the crime? The current think-tank appear to be advocating a retrospective three-match suspension for anyone – unless they’re English – deemed to have dived in the EPL. So, essentially, you could be hit with the same ban for ‘flopping’ as you would for a two-footed jump tackle that leaves an opponent with a broken leg!?!

Another potential conflict is who would form the panel to debate whether an incident is a dive or not? Any individual would likely have some personal football allegiances; would a former Man Utd player accept that Ashley Young has dived any more than a former Liverpool great would concur that Steven Gerrard had taken an unaided fall? And what actually constitutes a dive? Santi Cazorla’s attempt at the weekend – hurling himself to the floor despite TV evidence suggesting there was absolutely no contact whatsoever from WBA’s Steven Reid – would, to most right-minded people, merit sanction. But Gareth Bale received yellow cards in two successive games after being judged by the referee to have dived yet, despite Bale’s obvious exaggeration, I saw contact, however slight, in both incidents?!? And therein arises another conflict; current regulations state that if a referee has seen an incident and has punished a player during the match with a yellow card it cannot then be viewed retrospectively. So in the example of Bale, would his booking at the time exempt him from any retrospective action, thus potentially saving him from a three-match ban?

And I’ll voice my own personal frustrations surrounding diving here. Firstly managers are all too quick to condemn a dive against their team but all too eager to turn a blind eye to their own ‘artists’. And a manager’s anger is too often directed at the wrong person. WBA’s Steve Clarke rightly voiced his grievances over the Cazorla incident – though conveniently glossed over his defender Johan Olsson’s rather pathetic dive in the Arsenal penalty box during the same game – but directed his fury at referee Mike Jones rather than at Cazorla?!? Why should Jones face such intensive criticism for the ‘heinous crime’ of being deceived by the antics of a cheating player? Earlier in the season Arsene Wenger was passionately advocating a three-match ban for diving yet has decided against admonishing Cazorla, despite the Spaniard’s unrepentant attitude?!? Referees do have to accept responsibility too, but in a different sense to the obvious criticism. It has become the norm for a penalty to be awarded when a player is fouled and hits the deck….but there is nowhere in the Laws of the Game that specifies that a player must be felled in order to have been fouled! Sergio Aguero is one such example; the diminutive Argentine is frequently fouled but is often denied a penalty or free-kick because of his eagerness to stay on his feet. The general reluctance of match officials to award a free-kick or, in particular a penalty, unless a player falls to the floor has cultivated a mentality that you are somehow penalised for honest play and thus your first instinct is to hit the floor.

But my real frustration comes from the perception that diving is solely committed by attacking players in the opposing penalty box or in advanced areas of the field. How often do you see a defender trying to shield the ball out of play – or blatantly obstruct an opponent in my opinion – only to dramatically fall to the floor when the opposing striker outwits them?!? How often do you see a goalkeeper fall under absolute minimal, if any, contact like Norwich’s Mark Bunn did at the weekend to deny Swansea a fully-deserved equalising goal? Those incidents are just as frustrating and annoying as the ones occurring further up the pitch and should be treated in the same manner. IF the authorities are serious about dealing with the culture of diving and feigning injury in the EPL then it needs to be consistently enforced. A dive is a dive, wherever it occurs on the field of play….