Home

1 comment on this post.
  1. pharmboy:

    Hey, no doubt about it, Kevin Pietersen’s knock this weekend was pure genius. What’s also pure genius, is the parody twitter account set up to to have a bit of fun at the expense of KP’s ego, check out some of the digs, you just gotta love it, man.
    KP Genius

    @KevPietersen24

    London, Delhi, Durban

    Confused genius. Future undecided. Love India. *PARODY* Not affiliated with the Cricket Genius Kevin Pietersen or the foodage KP nuts.

    http://www.genius.com

    221

    Tweets

    20

    Following

    12,468

    Followers

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    3h 

    It doesn’t take that woman from “Murder she wrote” to work out that this isn’t a team mate of KP. I’ve been tweeting during Tests!

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    3h 

    It’s tough being KP genius on twitter. People love to see my tweets. Might defect to Facebook though…

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    5h 

    Hope @Queen_UK doesn’t give up her Monarchy because she thinks Prince Phillip is doing a parody account about her.

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    13h 

    All these gold medals makes me wish Cricket was in the Olympics. If it was, in 4 years I’ll be South African again so we would have a shout.

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    14h 

    Just heard a story about @piersmorgan a couple of years ago being excited about interviewing KP…until he realised it was Katie Price.

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    17h 

    People who say Test Cricket is the pinnacle haven’t played IPL in front 80,000, slapping Indian medium pacers about at a 141% strike rate.

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    23h 

    We’ve lost 5 Tests this year & to be honest, KP doesn’t want to be associated with a team full of losers. Read into that what you will.

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    2d 

    Not sure about retirement yet. Been advised by my great mate at Chelsea Eden Hazard to keep you guessing so you all hang on KP’s every word.

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    2d 

    The World hasn’t experienced genius like KP’s over the last few days since an apple fell on Isaac Newton’s head.

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    2d 

    No wonder Adidas were happy when KP retired from white ball cricket. With all the bonus’ they’d have to pay they would probably be bankrupt.

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    2d 

    Plenty of bonus’ for KP this Test. Ton bonus, wkt bonus (x4), MoM bonus + genius bonus. That’s more cash than the average human can count.

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    2d 

    KP is showered & groomed ready to pick up my Man of the Match award. Just waiting for these 2 to stop boring everyone nurdling it around.

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    2d 

    It’s after 5pm. KP isn’t going to let you idiots watch genius for free.

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    2d 

    Kids, if you want to be a decent spinner like KP then you need 5 things: flight, guile, grip, rip & genius.

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    2d 

    Trying to tell Strauss to drag Broady off as he stealing KP’s wickets here!

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    2d 

    Imagine the talent of Viv Richards & Muttiah Muralitharan rolled into one & you’ve got yourself a cricketer half as good as KP.

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    2d 

    To be fair not even Sobers could’ve played that ball. #KPgenius #flightandguile #wizardry

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    2d 

    Could see Rudolph shaking like a leaf when KP was at the top of my mark. Intimidated by the wizardry that was about to head his way.

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    3d 

    @StewieCricket heard a rumour they might change the name of the Oval to the “KP Oval” & the OCS stand to the “Genius Stand” any truth?

    ⁠View details ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠  ⁠

    ⁠KP Genius  @KevPietersen24   

    3d 

    @markbutcher72 the next highest score was 24. It looks like one of KP’s scorecards. #genius

    ⁠View conversation ⁠· ⁠ ⁠ ⁠  ⁠ ⁠ 

Leave a comment





*